[bgh] todo, add something clever here.

3Mar/09Off

I’ll be late…

Dearest Love of My Life,

I know how much it can negatively affect life at home when I'm unable to arrive at a reasonable hour. Please understand my regrets that I will be late this evening..

A) There's an issue at work and I must save the company from certain doom
B) I'm staying late to help someone else with such an issue
C) There's been a terrible accident that
   i) I was involved in, but will contact you as soon as I can
   ii) I was witness to, and will contact you as soon as I can
D) I'm playing a game that
   i) won't be too long, I should be home sometime tonight
   ii) will be continued until I realize that strange light in the corner of my eye is the rising sun
E) I'm dead.

Thank you for your understanding and patience. I hate to worry you so.
Much love,
Your Devoted Spouse.